This little kitty is lonely,
He longs for another kitty's stroke.
But that kitty's a 30 hour plane flight away,
And this little kitty is broke.

So this little kitty is pissed off,
'Cos all he can do now is write her.
But sometimes even that can be too much to ask
'Cos of this kitty's crap net-provider.

So it seems there's nothing else can be done
In this little kitty's despair,
Except stare for long hours at her beautiful face:
A JPEG file of sweet eyes and long hair.

But for this little kitty, the hope will not die
He purrs and he dreams (while he naps)
Of no longer being just another cat on the forum,
But a kitty curled up in her lap.